I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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