it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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