It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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