She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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