Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
