peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my being single is dangerous.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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