Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
