whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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