you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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