What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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