I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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