chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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