sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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