Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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