If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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