Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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