Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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