The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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