you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Randomize
