do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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