One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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