I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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