do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
only if we run a train.
done.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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