Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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