I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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