the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
How naked do you want me to be?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
