So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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