take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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