: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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