It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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