That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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