I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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