would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
