He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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