how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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