I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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