everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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