Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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