i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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