remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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