I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i love accidental penises.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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