The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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