Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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