you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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