Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
