got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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