but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Text me some of your sweat
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize
