I seem to have left my pride at pride
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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