Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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