the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Randomize
