Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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